Shoot For The Stars

justlookatthosesausages:

seelcudoom:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

the fact he can cross himself and invoke the lord and it only hurts but garlic will kill him outright implies garlic is more powerful then christ

In Italy it is

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catchymemes:

fractangle:

breaking: lil nas x to rebrand as lil nas twitter

ferrousferrule:

republicansaredomesticterrorists:

socialjusticeinamerica:

☝️

In north Carolina in 2020, a black woman lawyer lost a state supreme court by 412 votes to a noxious republican who literally ran commercials referencing slave hunters in this last election.

Out of some 5.3 million votes cast

If just 5 more people in each county has voted she would have won

CAST YOUR FUCKING VOTE

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palmer:

palmer:

I’ve had enough of you… GUARDS! Impregnate this man.

This tumblr shit is easy

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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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chibi-oneiros:

tsarbucks:

breakfastburritoe:

“tumblr” “grindr” do the gays not like the letter e for some reason

it’s lgbt not legbet

Bobbie how dare you hide this gem in the tags!

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butyoutoldmeiwasfunny:

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soberscientistlife:

Good damn question.

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beaft:

i try not to judge people on their drink orders but a guy just paid £6.85 for the most disgusting beverage i have ever been forced to make. felt like i’d been complicit in a crime

gays-in-space:

i’m prepared to go full french revolution on the british monarchy. our government can’t scrape together enough money to help stop the cost of living crisis, but it can give £100 million to stick a fancy hat on some rich guy’s head.

and they’re still saying that this is a glorious occasion that brings britain together? that it should make us proud to be british? actually fuck off.

niamhoftirnanog:

ALT

I feel like Tumblr would appreciate my dad’s take on the coronation

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ralfmaximus:

crawfishtits:

Idk I think you’re just a pessimist

Positive effects of caffeine:

• alertness
• energy
• focus
• ability to see through walls
• immortality

guerrillatech:

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anexperimentallife: